“All he talks about is Glebe property prices. Sometimes he’ll go to the pub alone just to talk to randoms about it,” say friends.
There’s growing evidence that Sydney property prices are beginning to cool, but one man says he’s very confident one suburb will buck the trend.
“Glebe prices are tipped to grow 8% in 2019,” claims James Brundle who owns a two bedroom apartment in the inner western Sydney suburb.
“Trust me, Glebe is where it’s at.”
According to his friends, Mr Brundle is obsessed with spruiking the suburb.
“All he talks about is Glebe property prices. Sometimes he’ll go to the pub alone just to talk to randoms about it.”
There are unconfirmed reports he also places fake bids at Glebe home auctions to help push up prices.
Sources close to Mr Brundle say he’s looking to sell his property within the next 6 months so he can afford to move overseas.
(This is a satire news story)