“We want to make out as though it’s somehow the landlord’s fault.”
It’s time to come clean for five flat mates who’ve been putting off cleaning their apartment for the last three months.
The uni students have slowly but surely realised they’ll need to clean up before telling their landlord about a massive cockroach infestation.
“We want to make out as though it’s somehow the landlord’s fault,” says one of the flatmates Jason Tyler. “We want him to pay for the fumigation.”
The group admitted to Strataville that they occasionally throw food around the apartment.
“We clean it up sometimes, but normally we are too hungover.”
Jason Tyler says the flatmates have agreed to finally get their shit together for a major clean up over the coming weekend, before reporting the infestation on Monday.
Strataville will keep you updated with this developing story.
(This is a satire news story)